Mad King Michael Bloomberg has a plan to fix the problem of illegal immigration in the United States...

Mad King Bloomberg suggests sending illegal aliens to settle in Detroit,
 if they stay "survive" for five seven years they get citizenship!

It is completely insane, yet I suspect a flood of entrepreneurial illegal aliens could transform that decrepit ruined city into something vibrant again.  Then again, how do you keep them in Detroit?

John Carpenter's Michael Bloomberg's Escape from New York Detroit!
And no big gulps or trans-fats for you, either!  

This could also explain the whole Bloomberg breast feeding obsession...

Maybe Bloomberg is not completely mad after all...

Update:
Breitbart uses a Hunger Game theme for this idea