Thursday, May 3, 2012

Kids today: Pain Dare! AAAAAAHHHHHH!



Kids engaging in dangerous dares:  It is absolutely chilling!  
Meh.  Kids have been doing stupid stuff like this for a long long time...


h/t:  The Agitator


Update:
Great link in comments at The Agitator.  I especially liked this one:
1,764 of 1,793 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION17 April 2012By
The Cantankerous TigerThis review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care)I like the clean shaven look down in my gentleman's log cabin, so for the past few years I've used a shaver. However the hair keeps growing back which means every 6 months I have to spend 20 minutes trimming again. As I'm sure you've realise this is valuable time I cannot waste. So I decided to get to the root of the problem and purchased this product.
Probably the first thing you will notice after using this product is the pain. Although as a man I lack the required experience, I'm going to estimate that using this product is at least eleven times more painful than childbirth.Imagine sticking a rusty razor blade into your favourite eye, before tying your hands behind your back. Then imagine that you use the entrenched razor blade to slice open a raw onion. All the while being butt naked. This product is slightly more painful than that.
However if we ignore the blinding, crippling and debilitating pain I should point out that this product is remarkably effective. Before, all manner of organisms great and small lived down there, now nothing can grow; not even on a cellular level. Sadly this includes my genitalia; I've spent the last four hours staring fixedly at Carol Vorderman's arse, all to no avail. My tinkywinkleton hasn't even so much as perked up, so if my review seems a bit harsh, it's only because I wanted children.
All in all an effective and reasonably priced product - 3 Stars.Help other customers find the most helpful reviews
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As a cow I find this story painful, but in a different way... 

1 comment:

  1. After seeing that video, it's hard to imagine our forefathers (and mothers) surviving the temptations of harming themselves by making home-made ice cream...with salt and ice.

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