Barack Obama: The Polish Joke Post

I crack myself up sometimes! 

Q: Have you seen the polish mine detector?   

A1: Yeah, he puts his fingers in his ears and start stamping the ground with his foot. 

A2: Yeah, he starts backing up and waving the metal detector in front of him.

Q: How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? 

A: Wave to him. 

Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read "BEAR LEFT" so they went home.

These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They are amazed at the number of fish that they caught that day, so one says to the other, "We'll have to come back here tomorrow!" The other asks, "But how will we remember where this spot is?" The first guy then takes a can of spray paint, paints an X on the bottom of the boat, and says, "We'll just look for this X tomorrow." The other guy says, "You idiot! How do you know we'll get the same boat?"

Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding? 

A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.


The Other McCain questions whether exposure to Joe Biden has affected Barack Obama's brain...

Update:
Obama responds to Polish government demand for apology with meh.