"I write in order to attain that feeling of tension relieved and function achieved which a cow enjoys on giving milk." H.L. Mencken
This one's ok, but I'm struggling a bit to see the connection. The Tim Geithner bit, OTOH, was awesome. ;-)
It is a Nevada centric Separated at Birth. Given he was last time separated from the Costa Concordia, he is definitely doing better being paired up with Wayne Newton. I would advise Mitt not to do his own version of Danke Schoen.
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