And that is the way the cookie crumbles...

Ann Althouse notes that Ben & Jerry's is apologizing for its raaaaacist Lin-Sanity frozen yogurt ...
Yes things are that politically correct and insane now.  How dare you, Sir, suggest that a Chinese person might actually like Chinese inspired vanilla frozen yogurt with lychee honey and fortune cookie pieces in it!  What next?  Dublin Mudslide with Irish cream liqueur!  Jamaican Me Crazy with pineapple and tapioca!  Do these raaaaacists at Ben & Jerry's have no shame?   
How about a song?

And we continue to spin ourselves into butter over these issues.  
How crazy can it get?  How about this crazy?

Meanwhile back in China (where they do not eat fortune cookies)
 the sesame seeds for an economic meltdown are being sown... 
Do you think if that happened that might have a negative impact on the global economy?  
Like the Chinese not buying our debt anymore?
But you know what they say about Chinese economics...it is inscrutable.



Update:  Fortune Cookies we would like to see...