Tuesday, January 10, 2012

On primary day Jon Huntsman let's loose on Ron Paul!

There is no defense to Jon Huntsman's verbal Kung Fu
15) Stupid Inbred Stack of Meat 
笨天生的一堆肉。・ BUN tyen-shung duh ee-DWAY-RO

14) Cow Sucking (hey EBL resents that one)
吸牛 ・ Shee-niou

13) A Baboon's A**hole
狒狒的屁眼 ・ FAY-FAY duh PEE-yen

12) Extraordinarily Impatient Buddha
真沒耐性的佛祖 ・ Jen mei NAI-shing duh FWO-tzoo

11) Dog F**king
狗操的 ・ Go tsao de

10) Panda Piss
熊貓尿 ・ Shiong mao niao

9) Frog-Humping Son of a Bitch
青蛙操的流氓 ・ Ching-wah TSAO duh liou mahng

8) Stupid Son of a Drooling Whore and a Monkey
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨兒子 ・ Liou coe shway duh biao-tze huh hoe-tze duh ur-tze

7) Have a Sh*t-Throwing Contest with a Monkey
跟猴子比丟屎 ・ Gun HOE-tze bee DIO-se

6) Filthy Fornicators of Livestock  (Hey!  EBL says not cool!)
喝畜生雜交的髒貨 ・ Huh choo-shung tza-jiao duh tzang-huo

5) Motherless Goats of All Motherless Goats
羔羊中的孤羊 ・ Gao yang jong duh goo yang

4) Holy Mother of God and All Her Wacky Nephews
我的媽和她的瘋狂的外甥都 ・ Wuh duh ma huh tah duh fong kwong duh wai shung

3) Shove All the Planets in the Universe Up my Ass
太空所有的星球塞盡我的屁股 ・ Tai-kong suo-yo duh shing-chiou sai-jin wuh duh pee-goo

2) The Explosive Diarrhea of an Elephant
大象爆炸式的拉肚子 ・ Da-shiang bao-tza shr duh lah doo-tze

1) Holy Testicle Tuesday
神聖的睾丸 ・ Shun-SHENG duh gao-WAHN



Let's see Ron "Stumpy" Paul respond to that!  In Mandarin!  


H/T:  Vodka Pundit:   The top 15 curses of Firefly

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