you may not know this dear, but jonah hill's current flick is his last one made before he dropped about 50 lbs. your evil twin hates fat people and that is one of the problems she has with you.
and we know this bizarre korean family worships american movies. we can't rule out this crazy had surgery to look like jonah hill. they're about the same age[jonah is 27 today!]. now the bastard has to have his stomach stapled if he wants to look like the "new" jonah. if he does, jonah should then balloon up again, this idiot will try to copy him again, and his stomach will explode. i'm sorry for the bizarre plot here, dear. i've been smoking some grass.
you may not know this dear, but jonah hill's current flick is his last one made before he dropped about 50 lbs. your evil twin hates fat people and that is one of the problems she has with you.
ReplyDeleteand we know this bizarre korean family worships american movies. we can't rule out this crazy had surgery to look like jonah hill. they're about the same age[jonah is 27 today!]. now the bastard has to have his stomach stapled if he wants to look like the "new" jonah. if he does, jonah should then balloon up again, this idiot will try to copy him again, and his stomach will explode. i'm sorry for the bizarre plot here, dear. i've been smoking some grass.
Did you just call me fat!!!???
ReplyDeleteno dear, you're just big boned, and that gives me a boner.
ReplyDeleteYou are not getting any for a while. You hurt my feelings. We will talk about this at home.
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