And I-ran (I couldn't get away)

I am getting Déjà Moo over all this Iranian saber rattling.  Iran should be careful about what it wishes for...


We should not take such a conflict lightly.  Don't misunderstand, I am not proposing we go to war with Iran.  But if Iran did do something so dumb as the close the Persian Arabian Gulf's Strait of Hormuz--that could not go unanswered.  Wouldn't that give the United States a perfect opportunity to blow up some research facilities in Iran, sink the Iranian Navy, and blow up Iran's limited gasoline refineries?  


Update:  And let's not forget this classic:  Iran So Far Away...


Update II:  Really?


Update III:   Faster, Please!