Sexually Depraved Penguin Cover Up 🐧🤦‍♀️

NY Post: Penguins may be nature's most perverted animals

Gang Rape and Penguin Prostitution Down Under!  

Daily Mail: Rape, Child Abuse, Necrophilia

AoSHQ: Morning Report 02.04.20

I do not know where to begin. The NFL might consider a penguin themed half time show next year.  

AoSHQ: Aging Whore Jennifer Lopez Does Pornishly Twerking Anti-Trump Super Bowl Burlesque

EBL: Groundhogs are horn dogs too!