#DeflateGate: It only takes 40 seconds to deflate balls to Tom Brady's "soft" preference with bonus Rule 5

Inflation: Gisele Bundchen Rule 5

Reporter shows it only takes 40 seconds to deflate 12 footballs...

Scene of the Crime: Patriot's Gillette Stadium Ball Room?

Robert Kraft: I better check your inflation honey...

Not surprisingly, Jerry Jones is (allegedly) a hands on NFL owner

I haven't seen Jones that hot for anyone since Johnny Manziel

Rule 5 and FMJRA