Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Is this payback to the Clintons from Huma? Monica Lewinsky's Audio Sex Tape

Anthony Weiner Campaign Meltdown Democrat Rule 5

Olivia Nuzzi, former Anthony Weiner intern
Olivia Nuzzi, an intern for Weiner, reports how he liked to call the female interns "Monica" in a reference to Bill Clinton's intern Monica Lewinsky.  Ms. Nuzzi admitted she only took the job with Weiner in a hope to network with Huma Abedin and hopefully use that as a stepping stone with Hillary Clinton when she is expected to run for President in 2016.

The Nuzzi story did not sit well with the Weiner campaign. Weiner's campaign spokesperson, Barbara Morgan, went off on a profanity laced outburst with the press calling Olivia Nuzzi a slut, twat and the c-word.  Barbara Morgan did so with Talking Points Memo and claims she thought the conversation was off the record. TPM says no way (it should release the tapes of the conversation).

And it seems probably that the Clintons may have been behind tipping the press off about Anthony Weiner's sexting with Sydney Leathers.  Hillary Clinton is furious over this scandal and how it hurts her by bringing up Bill Clinton's affair with Monica Lewinsky again.

So beyond passing the popcorn, here is a Democrat inspired war on women sex scandal Rule 5.

Update: TOM to the Weiner Campaign: Stay Classy!

Weiner with his campaign spokesperson Barbara Morgan, who called Olivia Nuzzi the c-word...

Weiner Campaign Spokesperson Barbara Morgan

Anthony Weiner with Barbara "Talk to me dirty..." Morgan

Hillary Clinton outraged with Huma Abedin and Anthony Weiner

Hillary and Huma are taking a break from one another...
Olivia "Call me Monica" Nuzzi

Former Weiner Campaign Intern Olivia Nuzzi (she wanted to get close to Huma and Hillary)

Former Weiner Intern Olivia Nuzzi

Weiner Intern Olivia Nuzzi
And Sydney Leathers, Anthony Weiner's Sexting partner just signed on as a porn actress?

Update: You have to admit that Barbara Morgan Weiner's Campaign Communications Director is grace under fire...

Olivia Nuzzi's Twitter Page, enough said!  
Is this Huma's payback to the Clintons?

TOM:  Democrats just want abortions and gropes by Bob Filner...
TOM:  Andrew Breitbart was right...
TOM:  Democrat Gentleman Jim Moran hates babies, loves puppies...
TOM:  Lewinski or Leathers?
TOM:  Weiner's tweet buddy is a Democrat...
TOM:  Rule 5 Monday

King of Bacon? How about King of Taylor Ham...

I am with Rand Paul on this one, but Kris Kristiekreme is not the King of Bacon...
He is the King of Taylor Ham (or as they say in South Jersey, Taylor Pork Roll)

If you have to ask "What is Taylor Ham," it is a Jersey Thing.
Eat Me!

Chris Christie tells Rand Paul to suck his pork roll...

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

U.S.S. Indianapolis

Pastafarian at Lem's Place asks the most important question: How did Bradley Manning get top secret clearance?

There should be more courts martial and prosecutions than Bradley Manning.  How about going after the people who approved his top secret clearance?

Separated at Birth:
Patafarian goes to the real issue in the sad legacy of Bradley Manning...
Manning was a 5-foot-1, 105 pound out-and proud homosexual who enlisted during the DADT era. He once threatened his stepmother with a knife, and the police were involved, although apparently no charges were filed.  He was nearly discharged in basic training, where he complained of being bullied, was rumored to have had a breakdown, and screamed back at his drill sergeants when they would scream at him.
During his military training, he was referred to Army mental health counselors.  He was an emotional basket case. once crying for hours after watching "The Last King of Scotland."  At one point, he sent a photograph of himself dressed as a woman to his master sergeant, and he considered gender reassignment surgery.
So naturally, this guy was given top secret security clearance.

Tried to get out the Army by wearing drag...

Klinger!  Didn't work for him either.
At least Klinger was not a traitor. 

Actually King of Scotland was a good movie.  But balling for hours after seeking it?

The same thing was raised with Edward Snowden.  But arguably the government did not have the same flags in Snowden's record to tip it off how unstable he was.  Here Mannings' record just screams he is not an individual who should be trusted with anything sensitive.

But hey, why worry about national security when you have sex scandals to deal with!

TOM:  Democrats just want abortions and gropes by Bob Filner...
TOM:  Andrew Breitbart was right...
TOM:  Democrat Gentleman Jim Moran hates babies, loves puppies...
TOM:  Lewinski or Leathers?
TOM:  Weiner's tweet buddy is a Democrat...
TOM:  Rule 5 Monday

Robert Stacy McCain makes the case: Monica Lewinsky is more attractive than Sydney Leathers

Robert Stacy McCain goes places you would not expect a journalist to immediately go, but when you see what he is putting out there you know this is a question that definitely needed to be asked.  That my friends, is vision.

It is also a good excuse for a Rule 5 post.  You decide folks, Monica Lewinsky or Sydney Leathers?

By the way...
Who did tip off Buzz Feed on Sydney Leathers and Anthony Weiner?  

Aaawwww. Huma Abedin to take extended vacation from Hillary Clinton (the Clintons did do it!)
Clintons on the war path against Weiner...
Anthony Weiner liked to call interns working for him "Monica" 

TOM:  Democrats just want abortions and gropes by Bob Filner...
TOM:  Andrew Breitbart was right...
TOM:  Democrat Gentleman Jim Moran hates babies, loves puppies...
TOM:  Lewinski or Leathers?
TOM:  Weiner's tweet buddy is a Democrat...
TOM:  Rule 5 Monday

Separated at Birth Saudis...

Prince Alwaleed bin Talal and...
Ringo Starr

Who knew Ringo was a member of the Royal Saudi family?  

Oh wait, they are both anti frackingJust for completely different reasons. Hmmm, more money for upstate New York land owners or more money for terrorist supporting theocratic fascist Saudi oligarchs, who's nation also supplied most of the jihadi shaheeds who attacked on 9/11? That is a tough one.  

And for those dead shaheeds, may their wishes be granted...

Instapundit responds with a laugh (I say pass the popcorn)
This is not Ringo Starr's first separated at birth...
Yasser Arafat and Ringo Starr
1389 Blog: Let's make it happen!  

Sunday, July 28, 2013

Economic Insecurity? Well this story is a lot of exaggeration...

Four out of 5 U.S. adults struggle with joblessness, near poverty or reliance on welfare for at least parts of their lives, a sign of deteriorating economic security and an elusive American dream...

Well this image is still true if you live in Detroit...
Are eighty percent (which is what 4 out of 5 means) of Americans jobless, near poverty, or relying of welfare (outside of Detroit of course)?  The qualifier for this bold statement is part of their lives?  So has anyone ever been unemployed or near poverty ever in their lives?  And then they throw in reliance on it that unemployment, food stamps, or on the actual dole?  The data backing this up is not defined.  This story is a bunch of hyperbole, which is a polite way to say bullshit.  
Back in the good old days of the American Dream...and get some pants on that kid!
Now there is some concern over the lack of real recovery.  I do not deny that.  The economy right now has been limping along for years...but it is not the Great Depression. What people need is economic growth which creates jobs.  What we have is a government more focused on foisting more government on us, which does not address the underlying problem which is a lack of growth.

Protein Wisdom/Darleen Click: Heck of a job, Barry...

Mole Men

Who are they?  And why do they use an espresso machine for a codpiece?

It makes me feel so powerful!

The saga of Old House

The Queen in one of her forms...
Then Queen said, “The outcry against my commentators is so great and their sin so grievous that I will go down to the Old House comments and see if what they have done is as bad as the outcry that has reached me. If not, I will know.”

The other senior commentators turned away and left, but Righteous Lem remained standing before the Queen. Then Lem approached her and said: “Will you sweep away the righteous with the wicked? What if there are fifty righteous people in the Old House comments? Will you really sweep it away and not spare the place for the sake of the fifty righteous people in it? Far be it from you to do such a thing—to kill the righteous with the wicked, treating the righteous and the wicked alike. Far be it from you! Will not the Judge of all the earth do right?”
The Queen said, “If I find fifty righteous people in the Old House comments, I will spare the whole place for their sake.

Then Lem spoke up again: “Now that I have been so bold as to speak to the queen, though I am nothing but dust and ashes, what if the number of the righteous is five less than fifty? Will you destroy the comments for lack of five people?”
“If I find forty-five there,” She said, “I will not destroy it.”

Once again Lem spoke to her, “What if only forty are found there?”
She said, “For the sake of forty, I will not do it.”

Then he said, “May my Queen not be angry, but let me speak. What if only thirty can be found there?”
She answered, “I will not do it if I find thirty there.”

Lem said, “Now that I have been so bold as to speak to my Queen, what if only twenty can be found there?”
She said, “For the sake of twenty, I will not destroy it.”

Then Lem said, “May the Queen not be angry, but let me speak just once more. What if only ten can be found there?”
She answered, “For the sake of ten, I will not destroy it.”

When the Queen had finished speaking with Lem, She left, and Lem returned home.
The Queen then finished a big draught of tasty box wine, looked at the falling Amazon report numbers and said, "They are not deserving, screw cruel neutrality, and I have never been good at math and counting anyway except when someone owes me money, let's destroy it."  
The wrath of the Queen against her commentators 

And when Lem saw what she had done he blamed himself.  

Long Island Hamptons Summer Party Rule 5

The Seinfelds hosted a summer party in the Hamptons...
Those White Hispanics are lurking around everywhere!  

Jessica Seinfeld, Cameron Diaz, and Kelly Ripa

Naomi Watts
Tiffani Theisen

Even Alec Baldwin was there with his lovely pregnant daughter...

The Grifter

Saturday, July 27, 2013

The Scorpion and the Frog

The scorpion and the frog set out across the stream.
A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The frog asks, "How do I know you won't sting me?" The scorpion says, "Because if I do, I will die too." The frog is satisfied, and they set out, but in midstream, the scorpion stings the frog. 

The frog feels the onset of paralysis and starts to sink, knowing they both will drown, but has just enough time to gasp "Why?" 

Replies the scorpion: "Its my nature..."

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