New England fans better do an Amber Alert for Paul "Fitzy" Fitzgerald following the "heartbreaking"* crushing Patriots loss to the Giants. There has been no updates to Townie News. Townie News seems to be left unmanned. Fitzy is missing in action. No GFY rant. Nothing. If you are road tripping back to New England or wherever you NE fans live...keep an eye out for him. For all you know, he is still curled in a fetal position, sucking an empty bottle of Sam Adams, and rocking slowly back and forth in a catatonic state, somewhere between Indianapolis and Boston.
* For Giants fans "heartbreaking" = Friggin Awesome!!!!!
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Fitzy's Wicked Super Bowl 46 Pissah
Fitzy's We Blew Super Bowl 42
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Tom Brady: Head wrong, Hand right...
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